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womanigitis

When a woman is "sick" and throws herself around the house like a rag doll to show her man how sick she is to escape other life responsibilities, especially chores and cooking.
Guy 1: Man, my girl's been flopping around the house, leaving her crap everywhere and telling me she's so sick that she shouldn't clean, do dishes, or help clean the house.

Guy 2: Sounds like a case of womanigitis to me.
womanigitis by Dastardly Dave February 1, 2019

Wolatility 

Otherwise known as "volatility", this is typically heard in US-based graduate schools from certain international students.
What is the wolatility of that stock?
Wolatility by cmuguy11 January 29, 2009

Womanity 

Is the concept of gender empowerment based on the belief that the earth mother ( Gaea) is a living breathing being that sustains life and is spiritually connected to all plants, animal and human (non-human) life forms inhabiting the earth. Womanity is the realization that in a woman's form is the form of this mother earth and thus the end of all the old beliefs about women who practiced herbal medicine and were spiritually connected to her and able to through their inherent mother daughter connection gain access to her healing powers. Thus womanity is the rise of woman's identity as the bringer of life and her role as the ones who will ultimately rid this earth of all it's conflicts.

From a spiritual perspective it is the very real bond that exists between mother and child that exists between the earth's inhabitants and the earth itself, as a further evolution, womanity is where the Vatican recognizes that women have just as much right as men to be the head of their congregation and thus will enable a woman to head the Vatican as a "Popess"
womanity is where the Vatican recognizes that women have just as much right as men to be the head of their congregation and thus will enable a woman to head the Vatican as a "Popess"
to see the end of human stupidity and the beginning of womanity as a new beginning for women to take their rightful place on earth.
It is the concept of womanity that will ultimately help in ending world conflict.

Womanity is the realization that in a woman's form is the form of this mother earth,Thus womanity is the rise of woman's identity as the bringer of life and her role as the one who will ultimately rid this earth of all it's conflicts.
Womanity by Omar Haleem November 11, 2011

Womanity 

Female humanity; an exceedlingly large group of women.
Feminist: I'm doing this for the sake of all Womanity!


Guy 1: Check out all those chicks!
Guy 2: Yeah, must be some kind of womanity meeting.
Womanity by don_Johnson April 14, 2009

Womenality 

being a women and having a personality
"i felt that my womenality was being abused"

womanity 

1. the particular state of mind of most women at any given time.

2. the particular strain of psychosis displayed by most women in times of senseless turmoil such as that bitch at work saying she's fat behind her back or her flying off the hook because you picked up 2% milk instead of skim.
"I don't know what happened, i walked in and said hello and she went off on me about that time 6 months ago when I forgot to put the cap back on her shampoo. Must just be the womanity.
womanity by j1v3turk3y June 26, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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