woman penis

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A rare and elusive type of penis found on a female. Females do not have penises so to find one is very disturbing and disgusting, which in turn holds vile royalty over any other mammal or invertebrate penis.

"That sucks woman penis!"

woman penis by Grizzly bear August 30, 2006

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woman penis

A female reaction to sexual stimulation.

When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.

I was sucking face with sandra last night, and when i slid my hand into her panties her woman penis was so hot and throbbing it almost burnt me.

woman penis by Pyth0nB0y September 19, 2009

woman-penis

The opposite of a mangina, when a man ejaculates on a womans leg, as the night goes on becomes crusted to skin or garment.

Bitch, thats a fat woman-penis on your yoga pants.

Girl, that woman penis is crusted on your leg!

woman-penis by drj0e December 2, 2011

Penis Woman

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)

That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.

Penis Woman by Hukra February 21, 2009

Woman's Penis

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.

Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis

Woman's Penis by Fresh Memes Here July 1, 2017

women penis

A pathetic penis that no woman or man will ever sit on cause It’s shriveled up like a dry raisin

Ethan has a women penis

women penis by Dexedrine January 23, 2018

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! by Thlayli February 22, 2003

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026