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wolf-bait 

A. A term used to describe especially stinky feces, shit, crap, poop or turds.

Derived from the classic John Hughes movie Weird Science. is also derived from the attraction of dogs/wolves to smelling other dogs feces.
Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) to Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell Smith):"There are chicks outside, and you're in here dropping wolf-bait!"
wolf-bait by Mike Losquadro November 2, 2006
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Anything that appears to be weak or cowardly in nature, as it tends to attract predators such as wolves.
That wounded squirrel is wolf bait.
wolf bait by wolven117 May 26, 2010
Someone who pretends to be pathetic or vulnerable in order to draw in predators, who in turn become the prey.
Nope, he's playing wolf bait. Don't mess with him.
wolf bait by wolven117 May 26, 2010
Taking a crap; usually affiliated with a smell so bad that it scares people away from the bathroom
"Dude, why did you call me into the bathroom? There are girls outside wanting to hang out with us and you're dropping wolf bait!"
wolf bait by Essex Grub May 31, 2005
I dropped wolf bait at Ron's
wolf bait by itchy corn April 15, 2003
A term for a girls vagina that is hanging beacause she has been extremely promiscuous
Damn that girl is rockin some serious wolf bait.
wolf bait by Samsara27 October 29, 2015

double wolf bait

A double wolf bate typically occurs in a house occupied by three or more residents. When a person is in the shower and another housemate needs to drop a deuce. Because flushing would scald the washer....they do not flush (wolf bait has been laid). Now a second housemate needs to park a buick while the third person is still showering. In order to relieve themselves they are forced to shit on top of the other shit, hence double wolf bait.
Scott was in the shower and Andy had already used the toilet. When John came in, bunghole percilating, he asked how much longer Scott would be, but could not wait and was forced to lay double wolf bait.
double wolf bait by janson12345 April 22, 2009
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