a common practice in the well heeled british home counties:
a gentleman persuades a lady to swallow a rasher of bacon attached to a piece of string. the lady and gentleman then bott furiously. at the moment of climax, the string is pulled causing the lady to retch and her sphincter to tighten.
a gentleman persuades a lady to swallow a rasher of bacon attached to a piece of string. the lady and gentleman then bott furiously. at the moment of climax, the string is pulled causing the lady to retch and her sphincter to tighten.
fiona really quite enjoyed her afternoon sherry, as she and jeremy had enjoyed a particularly vigorous spot of wolf baiting the night before and she was feeling a little fragile.
by quumf November 25, 2007
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

