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wolf man 

Before initiating intercourse, the male shaves off all pubic hair and sets aside. At the point of climax, the male ejaculates onto the their partners face while simultaneously throwing a handful of pubic hair on to the semen, thus completing the wolf man look.
The girlfriend hasn't spoken to me since I pulled a wolf man on her last night.
wolf man by Steven451911 September 22, 2020
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Four-man wolf pack 

Four homies united as one.
The Ninja Turtles are a classic four-man wolf pack
Four-man wolf pack by L-2-tha-ucia December 5, 2009

one man wolf pack 

A loner that refers to themself as a one man wolf pack to make themself seem cooler. Used in the popular movie The Hangover by Alan
guy#1: hey i am totaly a one man wolf pack i'm so awesome

guy#2: does your one man wolf pack play world of warcraft with you all night

guy#1: yeah

guy#2: loser!!!

two man wolf pack 

When two guys are together so much that you rarely see one without the other. If you are with one of them, your probably with the other one. It is also often assumed that they are gay with each other, because they are together so much; they are usually both straight though.
Mason and Jacob are always together...they must be a two man wolf pack.
two man wolf pack by flockkaa January 17, 2011

Maned Wolf

The maned wolf isn't a deer, wolf, or fox! It is an omnivore. It is not a social animal and does not live in a pack.
A: OH MY GOD A FOX!
B: That's a-
A: NO IT'S A WOLF!
B: actually it's-
A: NO I'M WRONG IT'S A DEER
B: IT'S A MANED WOLF *-*
Maned Wolf by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021
Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse (predominantly homosexual), a male will rid himself of his entire pubic hair and keep it within reach during a sexual act. Once the male explodes hot sticky semen all over the face of his sexual partner, he will proceed to throw the remains of his pubic hair in the face of his sexual partner, shouting "WOLFMAN!!!!"
Is that a beard you're growing or did someone WOLFMAN!!! you?

My boyfriend and I had a hot Wolfman sesh last night, and I'm still coughing up hair.
Wolfman by Wolf Man November 29, 2004

wolfman pedo 

1) to be unsuccessful in life. 2) a hairy creature inside of chatrooms that has alligator arms and mismatched/uneven legs.
dude, wolfman pedo got whored so bad today
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