5 definitions by dkjedfrfuerh

Maned Wolf

The maned wolf isn't a deer, wolf, or fox! It is an omnivore. It is not a social animal and does not live in a pack.

A: OH MY GOD A FOX!
B: That's a-
A: NO IT'S A WOLF!
B: actually it's-
A: NO I'M WRONG IT'S A DEER
B: IT'S A MANED WOLF *-*

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

Maned Cat

A really big, floofy cat. In other words a Maine Coon.

A: OH MY GAWD LOOK A MANED CAT!
B: What-
A: WHAT KIND IS IT?!

B: A Maine-
A: OH MY GOD SO CUTE!

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.

A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021

Shire

The Shire is the tallest horse on earth.

A: OMG LOOK A HORSE
B: It's huge!
A: OMG WHAT KIND IS IT?!
B: It's the Shire.

by dkjedfrfuerh April 19, 2021

I think I found my berries.

A dead meme.

A: OH MA GAWD, I THINK I FOUND MY BERRIES.
B: That meme is dead.

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021