wokpan

When you see a girl or guy who you find attractive, but you're only 50-99% sure about smashing

Guy 1: "Damn you see that girl over there, I'd definitely smash"
Guy 2: "I mean she's hot, but I'm not 100% sure. I'd wokpan"

by PanWokpanPot May 20, 2018

Wopanion

The female equivalent of Manpanion. A female friend with whom another person spends large amounts of time. Describing someone as your "wopanion" does not imply that any sort of sexual activity takes place.

K and A have been wopanions ever since they spent so much time together during their residencies.

by Digbydog July 23, 2011

Wokeanese

(n.) The language of the woke. Originally became popular for its sheer impenatribility; cis white men who speak it are shot or sent to re-education camps in the social sciences department.

"what's the password?"

"the cis patriarchy's violence against queerfluid bodies has me literally shaking rn"

"zhe speaks wokeanese, let zher in"

by mirmathion November 28, 2016

wompanog

A (usually) sweaty, hairy, disgusting penis that you usually say you or your friends have and can be used when someone or something touches it.

Guy one: (bumps into guy two's dick)
Guy two: (autistic screeching) YOU JUST TOUCHED MY WOMPANOG

by DemDunutz January 2, 2018

Daddy Workpants

Terminonlogy that symbolizes the head guy or head boss.

that guy over there is in charge, he has the daddy workpants.

by Mikeo2345 April 10, 2009

wokbang

Asians being banged in the face with a wok. That's why their faces are so flat

What a wokbang

by Han chi nan Jin July 9, 2014

Wopanese

Half-Italian and Half-Japanese.

Andy is Half-Italian, and Half-Japanese. Therefore, he is Wopanese.

by the one and only cowbell. October 13, 2006