Definitions by DemDunutz

wompanog

A (usually) sweaty, hairy, disgusting penis that you usually say you or your friends have and can be used when someone or something touches it.

Guy one: (bumps into guy two's dick)
Guy two: (autistic screeching) YOU JUST TOUCHED MY WOMPANOG

wompanog by DemDunutz January 2, 2018