wompanog Share definition Flag A (usually) sweaty, hairy, disgusting penis that you usually say you or your friends have and can be used when someone or something touches it. Guy one: (bumps into guy two's dick) Guy two: (autistic screeching) YOU JUST TOUCHED MY WOMPANOG wompanog by DemDunutz January 2, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the wompanog mug. Buy Now â $32.95 See more merch