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A (usually) sweaty, hairy, disgusting penis that you usually say you or your friends have and can be used when someone or something touches it.
Guy one: (bumps into guy two's dick)
Guy two: (autistic screeching) YOU JUST TOUCHED MY WOMPANOG
by DemDunutz January 02, 2018
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