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great wall of china by Rannigan May 7, 2022
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Wallamaybungya
an exclamatory word, used to express shock or surprise at something incredibly unusual or surprising to the average human
Wallamaybungya by 42Patchflight August 20, 2020
The William Wallace
How to perform “The William Wallace”
Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.
Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”
Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.
Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”
Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing
The William Wallace by Maskalawia July 11, 2014
The God Wall
1. The point in a rational discussion or debate in which one side's argument is ultimately found to rely on one's belief in God or a particular dogmatic religious tenet. This is known as the God Wall, or the point where reason, logic, evidence, and empirical observations smash futilely against the ironclad stance of faith with little to no persuasive impact on the argument or position being discussed.
2. A protective shield or mental block used by religious believers to ward off any and all arguments used against their faith-based worldview.
2. A protective shield or mental block used by religious believers to ward off any and all arguments used against their faith-based worldview.
"So why don't you think that Gay marriage is acceptable?"
"Because homosexuality is a sin, it’s not natural, and marriage should just be for heterosexual couples who want to start a family."
"But homosexuality occurs in most species, and scientists have shown us that its occurrence is a near universal phenomenon in nature. Further, mental health professionals have found that same sex couples make perfectly adequate parents and you don't have to be married to have a loving family. Why do you support discrimination against a minority group?"
"Oh, well, it’s God's law and He's all knowing and infallible. Plus, it’s in the Bible."
“Ahh, I seem to have backed you up against the God Wall in this conversation since my well reasoned arguments based in logic and evidence have had no impact on your stance."
"I'll pray for you, you heathen sinner."
"Because homosexuality is a sin, it’s not natural, and marriage should just be for heterosexual couples who want to start a family."
"But homosexuality occurs in most species, and scientists have shown us that its occurrence is a near universal phenomenon in nature. Further, mental health professionals have found that same sex couples make perfectly adequate parents and you don't have to be married to have a loving family. Why do you support discrimination against a minority group?"
"Oh, well, it’s God's law and He's all knowing and infallible. Plus, it’s in the Bible."
“Ahh, I seem to have backed you up against the God Wall in this conversation since my well reasoned arguments based in logic and evidence have had no impact on your stance."
"I'll pray for you, you heathen sinner."
The God Wall by Argyle311 June 10, 2012
Great Wall of China
How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!
Great Wall of China by Whiskeydemon May 7, 2022
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026