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wladek by Scottish Labour Party March 14, 2021
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Waldek
Alternative spelling: wal-dec
Colloquial Albanian description of someone with a small penis; literal translation “short-dick”
Colloquial Albanian description of someone with a small penis; literal translation “short-dick”
Waldek has such a wal-dec!
Why do all the girls laugh at Waldek?
Because of his wal-dec!!
I’m glad I’m not Waldek, poor guy can’t have proper sex with his micro penis.
Why do all the girls laugh at Waldek?
Because of his wal-dec!!
I’m glad I’m not Waldek, poor guy can’t have proper sex with his micro penis.
Waldek by ReallyAngry August 12, 2021
Wadekar
Used for denoting some mysterious creature who everyone wants to get rid off. Its not a common word but when people goes on some extreme farce they are termed as Wadekar. Also a person who is a Wadekar usually have lots of money but still dont want to use it - extreme case of Miser and unsocial. Also such persons personality is to eat a lot and if food is available for free they will die eating for it. Mostly used for bad omen.
1. Person A: Man.. this food is free, gonna eat it till they run out of supplies
Person B: Just stop it! Are you a wadekar?
2. Did you hear that he was just caught watching gay porn from his laptop in loudspeaker, must be a Wadekar.
Person B: Just stop it! Are you a wadekar?
2. Did you hear that he was just caught watching gay porn from his laptop in loudspeaker, must be a Wadekar.
Wadekar by BurdenOnEarth January 14, 2014
Waldek
Waldek by Young Sasuke April 5, 2019
Waldek
Also spelt Wal-dec: colloquial Albanian description for someone with an extremely small penis, literal translation is “small-dick”
Waldek by ReallyAngry August 12, 2021
Władek
Johnny's dad. He is a better guy then him, but thats no suprise since he is got a dick so big he has 4 children. (Maybe 5 who knows). Only speaks polish
Władek: "ela chodz tu."
Ela: "co?"
Władek: "jajco. Ruchamy sie."
Ela: "pewnie."
(Events of the August 31st 2007.)
Ela: "co?"
Władek: "jajco. Ruchamy sie."
Ela: "pewnie."
(Events of the August 31st 2007.)
Władek by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023
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