wladek

not a weeb or Otaku

Q: "Wladek, are you a weeb"

A: "No, I have never said im a weeb or Otaku

by Scottish Labour Party March 14, 2021

Waldek

Alternative spelling: wal-dec

Colloquial Albanian description of someone with a small penis; literal translation “short-dick”

Waldek has such a wal-dec!

Why do all the girls laugh at Waldek?
Because of his wal-dec!!

I’m glad I’m not Waldek, poor guy can’t have proper sex with his micro penis.

by ReallyAngry August 12, 2021

Wadekar

Used for denoting some mysterious creature who everyone wants to get rid off. Its not a common word but when people goes on some extreme farce they are termed as Wadekar. Also a person who is a Wadekar usually have lots of money but still dont want to use it - extreme case of Miser and unsocial. Also such persons personality is to eat a lot and if food is available for free they will die eating for it. Mostly used for bad omen.

1. Person A: Man.. this food is free, gonna eat it till they run out of supplies

Person B: Just stop it! Are you a wadekar?

2. Did you hear that he was just caught watching gay porn from his laptop in loudspeaker, must be a Wadekar.

by BurdenOnEarth January 14, 2014

Waldek

A retard; someone who takes pure L's for his entire life

You didn't solve your basic problems? You're such a Waldek!

by Young Sasuke April 5, 2019

Waldek

Also spelt Wal-dec: colloquial Albanian description for someone with an extremely small penis, literal translation is “small-dick”

Waldek has such a wal-dec, no wonder girls laugh at him

by ReallyAngry August 12, 2021

Władek

Johnny's dad. He is a better guy then him, but thats no suprise since he is got a dick so big he has 4 children. (Maybe 5 who knows). Only speaks polish

Władek: "ela chodz tu."

Ela: "co?"

Władek: "jajco. Ruchamy sie."

Ela: "pewnie."

(Events of the August 31st 2007.)

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023