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Alternative spelling: wal-dec

Colloquial Albanian description of someone with a small penis; literal translation “short-dick”
Waldek has such a wal-dec!

Why do all the girls laugh at Waldek?
Because of his wal-dec!!

I’m glad I’m not Waldek, poor guy can’t have proper sex with his micro penis.
Waldek by ReallyAngry August 12, 2021
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A retard; someone who takes pure L's for his entire life
You didn't solve your basic problems? You're such a Waldek!
Waldek by Young Sasuke April 5, 2019
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Also spelt Wal-dec: colloquial Albanian description for someone with an extremely small penis, literal translation is “small-dick”
Waldek has such a wal-dec, no wonder girls laugh at him
Waldek by ReallyAngry August 12, 2021
Someone that is a "STEVE" and wears a bunch of neck shirts
Look at this "Waldee".
waldee by AHAHAHWALDEE February 23, 2015

going Walden 

A sweeping intentional decision to let go of all that constitutes excess baggage.
In the tradition of Henry David Thoreau, we have decided we are going Walden, as a cultural and political statement; we even got ourselves a totally cool tiny home!
going Walden by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

Waldeinsamkeit 

German word that means the feeling of being alone in the woods.

Can be described as wonderful, poetic, peaceful, calm, relaxed, at one with the universe, infinite, free, loving, meditative.
Whenever I go camping, I feel waldeinsamkeit. I enjoy the feeling of being engulfed by nature, and stargazing, unlike other people who enjoy sitting inside and staring at their boob-toob all day.

Waldenshmack 

Something so cool that you cant even imagine because theres nothing cooler!
Holy @#$% dude!!, that's Waldenshmack!!
Waldenshmack by Bob Vila June 23, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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