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WJHS
The most annoying fucking school, full of people who don’t know what the formula for velocity is. Every single one of them don’t know how to tie their shoes, they all use Velcro or ask their mommy to tie their shoes. There are probably 3 students in the advanced math program. Every single white girl has the voice of a truth ad, and owns the ugliest pairs of aviator nation sweatpants in the world. It doesn’t matter because at the end of the day, they won’t have to work a day in their life because they sick of their daddy’s money titties
Student 1 (from WJHS) is this my left shoe or my right shoe?
*puts hands in L’s*
Student 2( from Marie Murphy): you fucking dumbass
*puts hands in L’s*
Student 2( from Marie Murphy): you fucking dumbass
WJHS by anonymous178393929 November 5, 2021
WJHS
the worst new trier feeder school. if you move to the north shore and decide to enroll your child at WJHS, i guarantee every day they spend at that hellhole, their IQ will drop by 10 points. if you want your child to have a good education, go to literally any other school. every single one of these students (except for a select few) will drag your iq into the negative with them. if you want your child to be smoking pot at the age of 11 then WJHS is your school. the moment you enter this school, a wave of old spice and white girls mommy’s chanel no.5 assaults your nostrils. everywhere you go, you can hear the basic “be all in” lululemon bag crinkle as basic white bitches pass you in the hall with their white airmax 270s which are brown and tattered at that point. this school represents everything i hate.
kid 1: yay i got a 57 on my math final!! i’m so close to passing!
kid 2: no way? did they lower the passing grade to 20%??!! thank you for bringing the overall WJHS stats down!!
kid 2: no way? did they lower the passing grade to 20%??!! thank you for bringing the overall WJHS stats down!!
WJHS by analprolapse November 5, 2021
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