wjere 

a common mispelling on the qwerty keyboard, usually made on phones, since the j and k buttons are right next to each other

“Wjere are you?” Ah fuck I did it again

wjere by MrPerson8 October 3, 2022

Werewolf's Dick 

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.

Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.

Werewolf's Dick by will bitten March 22, 2017

If…were a person 

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.

Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

If…were a person by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022

kacchan we were five 

BakuDeku audio which kept being taken down on youtube because it’s quite ✨cursed✨

It can be used as a trigger to weebs.

They will feel quite uncomfortable after hearing just those 5 words.

“You sure your mom isn’t home.“
“Yeah I’m sure.“
“That’s what you said last time she caught us.“
“But Kacchan we were five.”

kacchan we were five by Weeb1234321 August 30, 2020

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds 

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.

Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

werewolfing a butthole 

When you're about to eat out someone's ass, you spread their ass cheeks, exposing yourself to their full moon, and you throw back your head and let out a howl.

You know how Rigby would like to start the night?
By werewolfing a butthole.

werewolfing a butthole by Cyrano515 November 21, 2016

And they were roommates 

Originally a line from a Vine.

It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.

Person1: I saw a picture of Jim and John holding each other lovingly on Facebook, they must be good friends.

Person2: “and they were roommates”

And they were roommates by Caesar’s Femboy October 18, 2020