WereJew

A person bitten by a Jew. On the next business day, you will grow a jewfro and invest large amounts of money on the stock market.

"Oh shit, that Jew bit you! You're going to become a WereJew!"

by johnmedlin May 18, 2010

Werejew

A wolf where, upon the light of the full moon, becomes a hasidic jew, replete with hat, peyot (curls)d, and money pouch.

Every full moon, pork futures skyrocket as the Werejews prowl, and buy midnight latkes.

by Scott Kent VT baybee October 4, 2016