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Jizzmatic
That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!
What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!
What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!
Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014
Related Words
wizzmatic • Whizzmatic • Wizmatic • jizzmatic • Rizzmatic • Wizzmical • bizzmatic • jizzmatician • wismatic • wizzatch
Rizzmatic
Rizzmatic by MissingInAction September 29, 2022
Whizzmatic
Whizzmatic by NTLuke October 6, 2011
jizzmatician
(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.
Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.
jizzmatician by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009
Wizzmical
Acting in an extra quirky and overconfident manner. The behavior causes cringe within others not affected by Wizzmicality.
Usually due to more than 3 people of their preffered gender entering the room.
Usually due to more than 3 people of their preffered gender entering the room.
Wizzmical by geewillikers56 September 26, 2022
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