bizzmatic
bizzmatic by crazywhitething999008 February 27, 2009
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bizznatch
Duh its the totally pimped out gangstariffic form of bitch that is incomparable. It can be used in a threatening, sexual, loving, friendly, derogatory, and etcetera, way.
Threatening: DAMN BIZZNATCH I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS FOO'!
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!
Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!
Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON
bizznatch by Thepersonwhoknowstheactualmeaningofbizznatch July 26, 2006
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That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!
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Bizzatch
Another word for bitch.
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bizznatchius
A biatch,to be curt. A friendly, yet meaningful way of describing someone you know who is, or indeed acts like a biatch. Whether this person acts like a biatch some of the time, or all of the time (which usually is the case), they are without doubt a bizznatchius maximus.
Yo, whaddup bizznatchius...why you trippin'?!?!
Hey homeslice, did you tell that bizznatchius maximus to bring his broke ass down the da bar?
Hey homeslice, did you tell that bizznatchius maximus to bring his broke ass down the da bar?
bizznatchius by J-Dizzniggity May 29, 2007
jizzmatician
(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.
Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.
jizzmatician by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009
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