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bizznatch 

Duh its the totally pimped out gangstariffic form of bitch that is incomparable. It can be used in a threatening, sexual, loving, friendly, derogatory, and etcetera, way.
Threatening: DAMN BIZZNATCH I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS FOO'!
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!

Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON

Jizzmatic 

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.
That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!
Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

Bizzatch 

You should buy A.A.C.'s new CD. It's called "Bizzatch".
Bizzatch by Skizz September 16, 2003

Rizzmatic 

When you are charismatic and have that rizz you then turn into rizzmatic
“Yo this guy has so much charisma and rizz he must be rizzmatic”
Rizzmatic by MissingInAction September 29, 2022

bizznatchius 

A biatch,to be curt. A friendly, yet meaningful way of describing someone you know who is, or indeed acts like a biatch. Whether this person acts like a biatch some of the time, or all of the time (which usually is the case), they are without doubt a bizznatchius maximus.
Yo, whaddup bizznatchius...why you trippin'?!?!

Hey homeslice, did you tell that bizznatchius maximus to bring his broke ass down the da bar?

jizzmatician

(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.
Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.
jizzmatician by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009