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Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)
Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.
wizened by Dacid August 12, 2008
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A hood way of saying "Call of Duty: Warzone"
Sup fellas, lets drop some W's on Wuzone
Ayo JustPuggles, lets rack up kills on Wuzone
wuzone by JustPuggles March 14, 2021
an insult or an obnoxious person who dates dicks ,sucks cox ,smokes dope ,15% black and wants to fuck dogs!!!
Wow that girl is such a wizney!

Dont be a wizney now.
Wizney by 3d stick and sparkle March 3, 2010
Tha bomb ass weed, or what you refer to if you want to talk about weed at word.
Yo my crusty cruton.......lets bizounce to tha rizzo and smizoke tha wizneed.
wizneed by Bigjoeboo October 1, 2003

wizometer 

device used to detect drug content in urine
"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".
wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011
1- noun; another way to define the meaning of a fail winner

2- Emma...who is a loser.

3- The part of the nipple where it is most sensitive.

4- To be in a state of being unable to control your hormones. Therefore, any actions that engage sexual innuendos would create multiple orgasms for the person.
1- Emma: "I am no longer a loser. I am. a. wionet."

Sean: "Fail."
2- "Hey, what do you think that wionet's name is"

"Probably Emma."
3- Sean touched his wionet.
4- Sean was really wionet that night which made it uncomfortable for underage users in the chatroom.
wionet by IFailToo January 8, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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