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Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)

Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.
wizened by Dacid August 12, 2008
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A hood way of saying "Call of Duty: Warzone"
Sup fellas, lets drop some W's on Wuzone
Ayo JustPuggles, lets rack up kills on Wuzone
wuzone by JustPuggles March 14, 2021
an insult or an obnoxious person who dates dicks ,sucks cox ,smokes dope ,15% black and wants to fuck dogs!!!
Wow that girl is such a wizney!

Dont be a wizney now.
Wizney by 3d stick and sparkle March 3, 2010
Tha bomb ass weed, or what you refer to if you want to talk about weed at word.
Yo my crusty cruton.......lets bizounce to tha rizzo and smizoke tha wizneed.
wizneed by Bigjoeboo October 1, 2003

wizometer 

device used to detect drug content in urine
"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".
wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011
1- noun; another way to define the meaning of a fail winner

2- Emma...who is a loser.

3- The part of the nipple where it is most sensitive.

4- To be in a state of being unable to control your hormones. Therefore, any actions that engage sexual innuendos would create multiple orgasms for the person.
1- Emma: "I am no longer a loser. I am. a. wionet."

Sean: "Fail."
2- "Hey, what do you think that wionet's name is"

"Probably Emma."
3- Sean touched his wionet.
4- Sean was really wionet that night which made it uncomfortable for underage users in the chatroom.
wionet by IFailToo January 8, 2010