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1- noun; another way to define the meaning of a fail winner

2- Emma...who is a loser.

3- The part of the nipple where it is most sensitive.

4- To be in a state of being unable to control your hormones. Therefore, any actions that engage sexual innuendos would create multiple orgasms for the person.
1- Emma: "I am no longer a loser. I am. a. wionet."

Sean: "Fail."
2- "Hey, what do you think that wionet's name is"

"Probably Emma."
3- Sean touched his wionet.
4- Sean was really wionet that night which made it uncomfortable for underage users in the chatroom.
wionet by IFailToo January 8, 2010
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Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard
Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.
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She is a smart and a cute person but can destroy your life if you wanna fight her.
I bet she isn't quiet like we see her.. she is Wioletta
Wioletta by Jeonie June 10, 2016

winetalker 

A person who will talk freely on just about anything when under the influence.
I wouldn’t tell an important secret to that sorry fucker under any circumstances, he’s an inveterate winetalker!
winetalker by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.
Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."
Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009
faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus
that winnet is a bugger to remove
winnet by Marty May 13, 2005
Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.
Bum nuts
Winnets by Bob November 24, 2003
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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