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wionet

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1- noun; another way to define the meaning of a fail winner

2- Emma...who is a loser.

3- The part of the nipple where it is most sensitive.

4- To be in a state of being unable to control your hormones. Therefore, any actions that engage sexual innuendos would create multiple orgasms for the person.
1- Emma: "I am no longer a loser. I am. a. wionet."

Sean: "Fail."
2- "Hey, what do you think that wionet's name is"

"Probably Emma."
3- Sean touched his wionet.
4- Sean was really wionet that night which made it uncomfortable for underage users in the chatroom.
wionet by IFailToo January 8, 2010
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Winnet picker 

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A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard
Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.
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winnet 

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faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus
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Winnets

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Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.
Bum nuts
Winnets by Bob November 24, 2003
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