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Jay Wilsoned

The act of taking something which has a legacy, and much loved following and destroying it.
Diablo 3 got totally Jay Wilsoned!
Jay Wilsoned by Arthur Widdle July 5, 2012

wilsonesque 

adj.

1. of or pertaining to Wilson!!!!!!
2. to write with great verve and exultation on a public message board, often with excessive punctuation and emoticons. ALL CAPS LETTERS A MUST.
Man, that sentence was very Wilsonesque!!!!!!!1111
wilsonesque by TheSkeptic November 4, 2004

Owen Wilsoned 

To be owned in the ass twice as hard as regular ownage. To be Owen Wilsoned is an honor.
Did you see that guy get murked for an Owen Wilsoned? I sure did and it was hella tight bro; I mean who sees someone gets Owen Wilsoned that hard?
Owen Wilsoned by 11swilson March 6, 2009

wilsoned 

To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.
When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.

I really wilsoned that test and failed.
wilsoned by davidbarry123 June 11, 2006

Wilsoned 

Refers to someone who shits their pants
I almost Wilsoned myself after eating Taco Bell.
Wilsoned by theinformer September 21, 2005

Wilsoned 

To be passed over or forgotten, particularly in the sequence of the ordering and then receiving of food.
"I ordered my tacos before you ordered, but you already got your chicken sandwich. I hate getting Wilsoned like that."
Wilsoned by PeterB July 31, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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