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“Wito is the reason why Phenom sucks”
Wito by Mysteryforce123 November 26, 2021
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witocondria 

brownish animal, who lives on the galilean jungle, unique, hermaphrodite
have you seen the witocondria?
witocondria by luis_castro_08 September 16, 2007

witorwitowski 

A sandwich originated by 2 Fat guys from the Philadelphia area, probably the best sandwich in the world. Served by Gaul & Co. malthouse, It's a cheesesteak that consists of a Shaved kielbasa substitute for beef, smothered in Caramelized onions and house made Cooper cheese sauce. Featured on Food Network's Diner Drive inns and Dives with Guy Fieri in 2020. Everyone is America should try the witorwitowski.
Yo, were going up the street to Gaul Malt and grabbing a witorwitowski for dinner. You comin for one of them jawns?
another way of spelling without..when you say without sometimes you don't really say the "h"
bitch did u see that hoe witout hair??
witout by booizfly87 December 16, 2008
I open a witouy to enjoy the fresh breeze
Witouy by puirapilo January 26, 2022
A South African term for a white male, wit is white in afrikaans, and ou is guy in afrikaans. Like the white version of charou
I work with a witou and a charou.
Witou by supergeesh September 7, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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