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witchalok 

the witchaloks are hermaphroditic androgynites and therefore are like the combination of a witch and warlock. They use the withalok blades to make wolfoids but were banished to the dark shadows of the Shadow Dark a million years before the Second Age of the Third Age by Grimm Shado.
Witchaloks deny to know anything about witchaloks.
witchalok by citizen jacques. October 29, 2009
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kasun withana 

verb: kasun withan'ing, kasun withan'ed

To deliver a swift, masterfully-crafted troll response to someone's statement, catching them off guard, assuming a fundamentally different context to their words.
Person A: "Bill Gates is donating $150 million to try to make a covid vaccine."
Person B: " Why not donate $150000003 and make it free?"
Me: "Wow, somebody got Kasun Withana'ed"

Meme:
- Person A: "In my job, I'm expected to sit 12 hours on the computer. Is it healthy?"
- Person B: "That can't be comfortable. Try a chair!"
Kasun withana: "Lmao! Kasun withana'ing goes international!"

Kasun Withana: "My neighbor be like:" *shares a screenshot of his racist neighbor being hypocritic by re-sharing an anti-racist message from New Zealand's prime minister*
Me: "You live next to NZ's prime minister?"
My friend: "Duuude... You just gave him the taste of his own medicine!! Bravo man! Take a bow!"
kasun withana by trollbuddy November 19, 2020
A proposition used when one is laughing both with and at someone.
"Hey, are you laughing with me or at me?"
"I'm laughing withat you"
withat by NocoinerOG February 15, 2023

Jacob Witham

An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.
"Yeah, that guy at your moms house. He's an absolute Jacob Witham"
Jacob Witham by jacobwitham December 9, 2019

withlacoochie

floridas version of white trash. named after white trashy girls with crimped hair. Usually found in the crystal river, fl area, working behind a bar.
look at that withlacoochie. Shes trashy as hell!
withlacoochie by louierobert November 17, 2010
When witball joins the communist party of china
12 of November, 2020, Withao happened. It changed the world
withao by the real zloyd August 25, 2019
when sediment is deposited with a leaf and forms a sedimentary rock through a mineral cement it is a withleaf sedimentary rock
Oh, this sandstone is withleaf.
withleaf by GeologyIsBad April 20, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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