with the lads 

Mainly used by those who are fucking considerate and define people who they think are hot by using the word hotstick or who's name nearly rhymes with sandshoes

Person A says: Im going to watch the paint dry
Person B says: Paint drying with the lads

with the lads by t3kk3rs February 26, 2015

bag of cans with the lads 

An Irish phrase used to describe a gathering of lads with plastic bags full of warm beer/cider (usually Dutch Gold or Bulmers) with intent to intake the said alcohol, most likely in an empty field or bush. Has been also known to occur in yer wan's gaff.

Hey, are ye coming to the field behind my house to have a bag of cans with the lads?

Heck yes friendo!

bag of cans with the lads by Rawwwb tho May 5, 2017

big bag of cans with the lads 

term used around Ireland for the process of buying four or more cans with some friends and drinking them in a public area (such as Galway's Spanish Arch). The bag in question must be a cheap plastic bag that stretches with the weight of the lovely cans. The cans can be anything other than orchard thieves or outcider

It's big bag of cans with the lads weather today who's up for walking to gala with me?

Lad 1: "Ah sham I'm dying after last night"
Lad 2: "Nothing a big fucking bag a cans with the lads won't fix"
Lad 1: "Dead right suiblic , send out a snap there to the boys"

big bag of cans with the lads by 8cansofdutch June 28, 2017

Having it large with the lads 

A recreational activity at the weekend.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.

'alright my son! after i've finished shaggin this bird ill be having it large with the lads!!'

Having it large with the lads by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006

swimming with the lads 

Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.

Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...

swimming with the lads by Ggirentafogg January 19, 2018

porn with the lads

A great pastime fun for all the family

Mum I’ll see you later I’m going to watch porn with the lads

porn with the lads by Eddusrandom March 19, 2022

Night in with the lads 

Metaphor for staying in on your own and beating one off.

"lads" refers to your balls.

Laurence: Mate are you coming out tonight to the pub?

Pat: Naa bud, I'm having a "night in with the lads".

Night in with the lads by samstorm88 May 5, 2007