To perform a Wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. You then get in the bathtub and let your penis head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. You can also put a cocktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.

what are you doing?
trying to catch a fly.
why?
for a wichita walk off!

wichita walk off by paul loots April 27, 2006

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Wichita Nut Copter

The act of tugging your ball-sack while rotating your cock clock-wise with the other hand.

Before I porked your sister, I warmed up by firing up the Wichita Nut Copter

Wichita Nut Copter by Fred Barbour January 8, 2010

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Wichita wrist watch

Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked

Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P

Wichita wrist watch by R3dPanda April 13, 2019

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Wichita BLT

A ménage of at least four people in which you create a sex sandwich involving a (B)i-sexual, a (L)esbian, and a (T)ranny

In order to show Elise my complete and utter virility, I had arranged a little Wichita BLT when she came over.

Wichita BLT by Jickety March 16, 2008

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