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Where do I start, the fact that SHES BRAINDEAd or the fact that shes 4'2? This human being is a minecrafter who is a pro but hacks for sure (NO WONDER YOU REFUSE SS), anyway shes genuinely braindead and by braindead i mean shes types "LOKAWLADL" instead of "LOL". ALSo shes one of them santa elfs that escaped somehow, so if you ever see her please return to santa ill pay a prize for anyone who does so. Not to mention, its very dangerous please keep a safe distance of 1 meters so it doesnt bite. Might be rude at moments too but you'll get used to that with time if you are dumb enough to keep it at your house.

"Wow wisuu is such a small person I bet i can use her as an arm rest when i get subbed off in football" - Some tall ass guy who wrote this

wisuu by yourdadssidechick October 17, 2019

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wisdumb

A seemingly wise statement that upon further consideration is found to be utterly stupid or false. Must be spoken as if obvious despite not being obvious in the least.

Latoya: Everyone cheats at one point or another so who am I to judge

Deandre: Real talk, that's some wisdumb right thurr.

wisdumb by bilz25 December 11, 2011

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Wiscussy

The pussy of a Wisconsonite. Must be said in a thick midwestern accent.

"Oh boy, my lady friend an' I are goin' up north to the cabin this weekend."
"You gonna get some o' that wiscussy?"
"Oh, you betcha!"

Wiscussy by Gonna686578you April 1, 2022

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Wiscussy

A mix of Wisconsin and pussy.

Come and get this wiscussy.

Oh, I came.

Wiscussy by Maisiefan April 26, 2022

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wissue

Short for "woman's issue"

I told my wife I was having a buddy over for beers and the game and she had a wissue and completely flipped out because she thought the house wasn't clean.

wissue by TRex August 20, 2004

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wisdumb

The art of being "the fool."

I got through the problem using my infinite wisdumb.
I couldn't understand the issues without my wisdumb.

wisdumb by Ken Loyd July 6, 2006

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Wisiu

A beast in the Call of Duty series. It usually NoScopes or QuickScopes in its spare time.

Dude, did you see what that Wisiu character did in that last game? He owned!!

Wisiu by xx Toke Bonqz xx April 24, 2012

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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