dude 1: man, whatd you do last night?
dude 2: got a 40 oz. of wisers, and tapped your sister in all her orifices.
dude 1: man i heard nothing after you said wisers.
dude 2: yeah its godly, lets go pitch on a 40 right now and i can tell you the details
dude 1: awsome!
dude 2: got a 40 oz. of wisers, and tapped your sister in all her orifices.
dude 1: man i heard nothing after you said wisers.
dude 2: yeah its godly, lets go pitch on a 40 right now and i can tell you the details
dude 1: awsome!
by shelmet May 27, 2009
by Im anonymous:) February 05, 2022
The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.
Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."
by Banandy June 19, 2014
by grrrrrrr burrrrr May 09, 2019
A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).
Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.
Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.
by Grass-eater August 26, 2022
by Nobody for the mirror January 11, 2021
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023