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A very lonely groomer and avid Chris Hansen fan. Know to excessively play video games; buys video games for little E-boys (then gets kicked), follows a grown jizzle sips flertzy around begging for an audience. A Wipeze also greatly enjoys head butting oranges excessively hard
Flirts was doing the jizzle sips Wipeze last night, nasty

Guy#1 Where did RVA get Conan

Guy#2 A Wipeze Purchased it for him
wipeze by Salt collector April 20, 2022
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Wipeless shit 

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.
"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".
Wipeless shit by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008
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A wipefest happens in World of Warcraft when a group of people enter a raid without adequate preparation. As the boss strikes down the entire group for the tenth times, getting wiped out becomes a ritual of epic fail that is commonly referred to as a wipefest.
Person A: Okay for Thadd positive on the left side, negative on the right side.
Person B: ?????
Person C: Well, that'll be a wipefest.
wipefest by Lyo Me February 23, 2012

wipeless wonder 

The rare occasion in which you barely have to wipe your ass after shitting.
Dude, I just had a wipeless wonder. I took a shit and only had to wipe like once.
wipeless wonder by twonathon January 25, 2018

Bug Wiezer 

Beer, but for frogs
Frog 1 asked frog 2 do u has any bug wiezer
Bug Wiezer by Yeet Masters 777 November 10, 2019
Village in Belgium, known for his export of chocolate since they have the biggest chocolate factory in the whole wide world, namely Barry Callebaut.
I live in Wieze.
Wieze is a great place to live.
Wieze by Machine2 June 16, 2011
When one takes a poop but feels no need to wipe him or herself afterwards hence the word wipeless.
Saw a turd in the toilet in the men's restroom but there wasn't any paper I guess that's guys going wipeless
wipeless by chippers25 January 21, 2017
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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