wipeze

A very lonely groomer and avid Chris Hansen fan. Know to excessively play video games; buys video games for little E-boys (then gets kicked), follows a grown jizzle sips flertzy around begging for an audience. A Wipeze also greatly enjoys head butting oranges excessively hard

Flirts was doing the jizzle sips Wipeze last night, nasty

Guy#1 Where did RVA get Conan

Guy#2 A Wipeze Purchased it for him

by Salt collector April 20, 2022

Wipeless shit

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.

"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

wipefest

A wipefest happens in World of Warcraft when a group of people enter a raid without adequate preparation. As the boss strikes down the entire group for the tenth times, getting wiped out becomes a ritual of epic fail that is commonly referred to as a wipefest.

Person A: Okay for Thadd positive on the left side, negative on the right side.
Person B: ?????
Person C: Well, that'll be a wipefest.

by Lyo Me February 23, 2012

wipeless wonder

The rare occasion in which you barely have to wipe your ass after shitting.

Dude, I just had a wipeless wonder. I took a shit and only had to wipe like once.

by twonathon January 25, 2018

Bug Wiezer

Beer, but for frogs

Frog 1 asked frog 2 do u has any bug wiezer

by Yeet Masters 777 November 10, 2019

Wieze

Village in Belgium, known for his export of chocolate since they have the biggest chocolate factory in the whole wide world, namely Barry Callebaut.

I live in Wieze.
Wieze is a great place to live.

by Machine2 June 16, 2011

wipeless

When one takes a poop but feels no need to wipe him or herself afterwards hence the word wipeless.

Saw a turd in the toilet in the men's restroom but there wasn't any paper I guess that's guys going wipeless

by chippers25 January 21, 2017