Definitions by chippers25

load of timber 

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

load of timber by chippers25 January 21, 2017

wipeless

When one takes a poop but feels no need to wipe him or herself afterwards hence the word wipeless.

Saw a turd in the toilet in the men's restroom but there wasn't any paper I guess that's guys going wipeless

wipeless by chippers25 January 21, 2017