wipeless
Saw a turd in the toilet in the men's restroom but there wasn't any paper I guess that's guys going wipeless
wipeless by chippers25 January 21, 2017
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Wipeless shit
"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".
Wipeless shit by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008
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Wireless willy by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021
Niggular Wireless
1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.
Niggular Wireless by shdwsclan August 2, 2009
wireless crapability
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014
Rogers Wireless Kids
The group of annoying kids you see on TV for Rogers enacting scenes of teen drama and acting all cute. Their adds are aimed at a large audience of youngsters as they represent a perfectly homogeneous mix, complete with the good-looking girl, not as good-looking girl, boyish guy with haircut, other boy and non-caucasian boy.
<Guy 1> Hey, I just signed up for UrbanDictinary.com strictly to playa hate the My 5 kids.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.
Rogers Wireless Kids by J_Dilla January 16, 2008
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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