winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical

A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker

winker wonker by verticool October 4, 2019

squiggle winker 

NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)

ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic

Hey, squiggle winker - come over here

Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god

squiggle winker by zooknookie July 19, 2019

Pistol Winker 

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.

David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.

Pistol Winker by Hot Chicken June 18, 2009

Wet Winker 

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.

Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.

Wet Winker by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Wonker 

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

Wonker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wonker 

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

Wonker by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

shit winker 

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

shit winker by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005