He who is skilled in the speaking of the kings english, spanish, and a blend of Floridian dialect. Skilled in the wooing of women of any age, and prone to smoke the reefer.
guy 1: hows goes it senor winesack?
guy 2: it goes well, shaint i speak it thrice?
guy 1: indeed, shaint you. shall you comondeer a wiffy?
guy 2: i believe i will not, unless it is to bang
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.