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winespeed 

The rate of wine consumption, measured in glasses per hour, as a natural disaster approaches a certain territory.
As we braced for the damaging winds of hurricane Maria, our winespeed dramatically increased from 1 to 5 glasses per hour in a single afternoon.
winespeed by Ohmightypen September 19, 2017
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winesack 

He who is skilled in the speaking of the kings english, spanish, and a blend of Floridian dialect. Skilled in the wooing of women of any age, and prone to smoke the reefer.
guy 1: hows goes it senor winesack?
guy 2: it goes well, shaint i speak it thrice?
guy 1: indeed, shaint you. shall you comondeer a wiffy?
guy 2: i believe i will not, unless it is to bang
winesack by mohawkmuscle62 February 8, 2010

winesababy

Someone that always needs to be the center of attention and when they are not, they get extremely depressed and whine.
Why don't you stop pouting, you winesababy
winesababy by Hot Bod of Oreo's January 26, 2010

winerapy 

The usage of wine as a therapy
I need a winerapy.
winerapy by Mc_cappir March 2, 2017

Winesack 

A person who is drunk on complaining about something.
Oh, that winesack? God, yeah he wouldn’t shut up all evening.
Winesack by dogwalker_livvia August 6, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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