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The rate of wine consumption, measured in glasses per hour, as a natural disaster approaches a certain territory.
As we braced for the damaging winds of hurricane Maria, our winespeed dramatically increased from 1 to 5 glasses per hour in a single afternoon.
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by Ohmightypen September 19, 2017
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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