wineposting

Of social media. The posts that declare in some way how much the OP loves wine/spirits/etc.. Everyone else can lowkey tell that the OP is a lush that is trying to escape their otherwise crappy life by casually joking how much they love to drink. Usually committed by older women, wives and/or mothers who realize they will never be sexually appealing anymore, if we're going to be honest.

Brad: Hey Greg, I saw your wife's been wineposting again.

Greg: Yeah well, she won't let me hit it if she's sober... what are you gonna do?

by CHADBROCHILLxx420noscope69696 October 17, 2022

winetasting

n. sport that consists of skillfully travleing from one vineyard to anther in a small area and sampling a variety of fermented grape juice. The winner is one who paces themselves enough that they don't fall down or throw up.

We need to pace ourselves if we are winetasting at 7 vineyards today.

by tinybrat May 6, 2009

wiseposting

Posting something whilst acting wise and humble but judging a person's wiseness based off whether he's another wiseposter.

not wiseposting: pepsi is better than coke!!
gigachad wiseposter: mmm, no, very unwise

by ionized particle May 27, 2023

whiteposting

Whiteposting is when you post things yourself that other people thought they had blackmail on you for

"I was gonna blackmail Lily but they started whiteposting themself first!!!"

by Lily_Blossom09 April 19, 2023