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wiseposting 

Posting something whilst acting wise and humble but judging a person's wiseness based off whether he's another wiseposter.
not wiseposting: pepsi is better than coke!!
gigachad wiseposter: mmm, no, very unwise
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whitelisting 

To pretend that you never fucked that person... it never happened, not on record.
"Didn't you have that crazy, sex-filled weekend with Kingsley?"

"Oh no, I am whitelisting that shit. We will never speak of it again."
whitelisting by GiraffesSeries October 12, 2017

wineposting 

Of social media. The posts that declare in some way how much the OP loves wine/spirits/etc.. Everyone else can lowkey tell that the OP is a lush that is trying to escape their otherwise crappy life by casually joking how much they love to drink. Usually committed by older women, wives and/or mothers who realize they will never be sexually appealing anymore, if we're going to be honest.
Brad: Hey Greg, I saw your wife's been wineposting again.

Greg: Yeah well, she won't let me hit it if she's sober... what are you gonna do?

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004