Of social media. The posts that declare in some way how much the OP loves wine/spirits/etc.. Everyone else can lowkey tell that the OP is a lush that is trying to escape their otherwise crappy life by casually joking how much they love to drink. Usually committed by older women, wives and/or mothers who realize they will never be sexually appealing anymore, if we're going to be honest.
Brad: Hey Greg, I saw your wife's been wineposting again.
Greg: Yeah well, she won't let me hit it if she's sober... what are you gonna do?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).