wimpin

Being a wimpin means your being an ass

Donald stop being such a wimpin

by paper stacking shawn December 13, 2014

baby wiping

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.

by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

Benjamin Wiping

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).

donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping

by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009

Wimminbeshoppin

Women enjoy shopping.

"Aiyo...I be broke, cause Kyesha been buyin' husseff all sotesah shizzzle. Wimminbeshoppin, dogg."

by Sir Chowpacksalot April 25, 2004

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Wiping Noses

To rob a drug dealer, plug, or trap house.

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."

by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019

urban wiping

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)

Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.

by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010