wilsoned

To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.

When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.

I really wilsoned that test and failed.

by davidbarry123 June 11, 2006

Wilsoned

Refers to someone who shits their pants

I almost Wilsoned myself after eating Taco Bell.

by theinformer September 21, 2005

Wilsoned

To be passed over or forgotten, particularly in the sequence of the ordering and then receiving of food.

"I ordered my tacos before you ordered, but you already got your chicken sandwich. I hate getting Wilsoned like that."

by PeterB July 31, 2006

wilsoned

When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.

Steve can’t believe he wilsoned out “nice ass” as he waited in line at the grocery store checkout.

by kidgoat September 11, 2009

Wilsoned

When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.

I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.

by CrazyClub October 14, 2011

Wilsoned

To say one thing but do another, purposely screwing over someone else in the process.

He said he would work on the project with me, but he wilsoned me and I had to do it myself.

by Marf the darf June 11, 2019

Wilsoned

When using your fingers/hand to pleasure a woman on her period then slapping her on the face at the end or when she orgasms so she looks like Wilson from castaway

That slut just got wilsoned

by Wilsonbitch August 31, 2017