wilsoned

To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.

When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.

I really wilsoned that test and failed.

by davidbarry123 June 11, 2006

wilsoned

When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.

Steve can’t believe he wilsoned out “nice ass” as he waited in line at the grocery store checkout.

by kidgoat September 11, 2009

The Wilson

When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho

I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.

by Dingleberry Larry August 25, 2016

Wilson

adj: Describing a person who is super awesome. Very good at everything possible (except losing).

That kid is a total Wilson and is super cool

by Toblerone111 January 01, 2012

Wilsoning

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!

by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005

Wilson

A volleyball with a bloody handprint

With a smile on it

No Wilson!

by Badassmotherfucker9455 August 31, 2013

Wilson

Random, playful, very thoughtful. A really cute and adorable guy. Everyone loves a Wilson and Wilsons are cool to be friends with. Caring, weird, and awesome.

Damn, I want to be friends with a Wilson.

by omg28 July 30, 2012