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willshire 

noun:The area between a man's scrotum and his anus.
Fernando: Dude!
Jesus: What's Wrong?
Fernando: I have an itch in my willshire that won't go away!
Jesus: Between your scrotum sack and your anus?
Fernando:Yeah!
Jesus:Dude that sucks.
willshire by Boss_Man September 14, 2008
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Hillshire 

/hɪl-ˈʃʌɪə/

Noun
1. one's bicep, tricep or collective arm after a vigorous arm workout while muscles are hypertrophic. Derived from the sausage brand Hillshire Farms due to likeness of one's arms to grilled sausage ready to burst.

Verb
1. having swole arms immediately following an intense arm workout.
n. Bro, check out these Hillshires. I really got it in on arm day.

v. I'm Hillshiring so bad I can barely bend my arm.
Hillshire by @L3X 3G@N June 10, 2014

WILSHIRED 

WHEN YOU AND A GIRL LIKE EACH OTHER AND YOU KNOW IT IN HER VIBE AND HOW SHE RANDOMLY STARES AT YOU IN A ROOM OF PEOPLE. BUT SHE PICKS HER BOYFRIEND INSTEAD OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. DERIVED FROM TYLER THE CREATOR’S SONG “WILSHIRE” WHERE HE EXPRIENCES THE SAME BS.
dude, Jay and Anna were about to be a couple, but he got WILSHIRED and Anna chose her boyfriend over him.
WILSHIRED by BLUEJAY264 June 29, 2022

Salisbury Wiltshire 

A small city in south west england which is crammed of BADMANS who think they are hard.

Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
*in salisbury wiltshire*
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?

Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?

Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.

Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..

*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
Salisbury Wiltshire by ryan spittle January 15, 2011

daquan wiltshire 

A 32 year old streamer who will always keep it real with you. Also 4 inch gang stand up.
That man daquan wiltshire is a wild dude
daquan wiltshire by Worlivine October 6, 2021

Salisbury Wiltshire 

A tourist-orientated town in the South of England, with a population of 50,000.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.

The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.

The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
Don't fucking go to Salisbury Wiltshire.
Salisbury Wiltshire by academic_rasta February 21, 2011

Summer Wiltshire

a stupid short girl that’s loud and think she’s rock solid
You don’t wanna meet a summer wiltshire
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