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A new aged contraction invented by AJ that takes the place of of the complex two word phrase "will not." but the key to this term is that it can only be used in a response to a stupid or unthoughtout sketch situation or manuvere.
"Hey AJ, you can't drive with out any lug nuts on your truck, the wheel will fall off."-Joe

"No it will'nt." -AJ
will'nt by ApeBike August 28, 2006
Words you can keep
combination of "will" and "not" together.
i will'nt give Stef and Carisa money.
will'nt by stephster01 April 12, 2010

Will’nt 

Using the word “wont” is saying “will not” but using the word “willnt” is correct and will prove to be more versatile and is the correct way of saying “won’t.” Same as using wont, but more correct
“I willnt do that”
Will’nt by Andromeda August 16, 2018

Will’nt 

A word what billy thinks is cool
I willnt do that sir
Will’nt by Noob1122 June 3, 2020

Will’nt 

A bastardization of the of the negative future tense
“Will not” and the “wont”
Todd:I’m going out for a bit, DONT EAT MY CHIPS
PETER: Don’t worry I will’nt.
Todd: ok yo-You What?!
Will’nt by 🏙man May 19, 2023
Like a step child of language, a very underused contraction of will and not becoming simply willn't.
I'm so sad Tiffany willn't get naked.
I willn't stop trying.
willn't by Taylor March 4, 2005
will not. a conjunction used instead of won't
willn't by cow22 March 9, 2018
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