Wilkied 

A high level of intoxication caused from excess alcohol. If someone is "Wilkied" their night would usually consist of spewing before leaving pre drinks and if they are truly Wilkied they will be refused entry into the club, but often seek solace in the nearest McDonalds accompanied by a box of McNuggets,

"oh my god Amy was so Wilkied last night!"

Wilkied by VictorIrvine June 12, 2016

wilkied 

To sell your house only for the buyer to pull out of the purchase at the very last minute leaving you in a state of financial ruin which takes months if not years to recover from.

I was supposed to be selling my house tomorrow but I've just been wilkied.

wilkied by Gavman99 December 30, 2008

wikied 

to look up any person, place, event, or other uncommon and random thing using Wikipedia.org

He wikied the word shnitzel and found that it was German for a sort of veal steak.

wikied by Animesh October 1, 2006

wilkie 

wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.

example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped

example 2:

wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating

wilkie by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020

Willied my Wonka 

1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.

Man that girl willed my wonka..
Dude John had sex with lisa. So he willied my wonka.

Willied my Wonka by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

wilkie 

someone who gets more pussy than a dildo does. a wilkie gets so many bitches he cant even fit them in the white house

holy shit look at that wilkie

wilkie by quandian javs May 10, 2016

wilkie 

biggest pleb around

is constantly on drugs and has loads of hoes

ew stop being a wilkie. not cool

wilkie by lib #3rd noob October 29, 2020