4 definitions by legaliseroofies
wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.
example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped
example 2:
wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped
example 2:
wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating
by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020
the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of night and instead of making himself a nice coffee, he packs a romper of a beug. afterwards he will look up into your eyes and stay play ball, the cunt is ready for anything. trust me hold on the bailey he will get you quality buds in any situation.
example 1:
bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.
bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.
by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020
the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of night and instead of making himself a nice coffee, he packs a romper of a beug. afterwards he will look up into your eyes and stay play ball, the cunt is ready for anything. trust me hold on the bailey he will get you quality buds in any situation.
example 1:
bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.
bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.
by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020
the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of night and instead of making himself a nice coffee, he packs a romper of a beug. afterwards he will look up into your eyes and stay play ball, the cunt is ready for anything. trust me hold on the bailey he will get you quality buds in any situation.
example 1:
bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.
bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.
by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020