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wilkes by Kate October 1, 2003
Someone who gets big booty bitches!
Hide our girl a Wilkes is cumming!
Yo did you see Wilkes at that party he abliterated your dogs ass!
Wilkes by Crackingン〜ンス February 25, 2021
Wilkes is a very smart, strong, courageous person. He is a good friend to have that is loyal and will have your back. He is also very stubborn with a heart of gold.
Wilkes is an awesome friend
Wilkes by Nutellamonster2579 October 7, 2021

wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

wilkes-barre wind chime 

The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.
Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.
wilkes-barre wind chime by tumbler86 November 15, 2014

Wilkes Booth 

When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.
I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.
Wilkes Booth by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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