wikidoubt
After reading about the Pilgrim's voyage to the Americas in 1900 on Wikipedia, John was filled with wikidoubt.
wikidoubt by maahryan47 December 11, 2010
Get the wikidoubt mug.
wipedoubt
The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.
Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."
Man #2: "Rough night last night?"
Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."
Man #2: "Huh?"
Man #2: "Rough night last night?"
Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."
Man #2: "Huh?"
Related Words
wikibout
when one is linked to an article on wikipedia and proceeds to spend an inordinate amount of time following links about completely unrelated articles. named for the walkabout wherein australian aboriginals walk in the desert for months at a time.
I was gonna get a bunch of work done this afternoon, but I got lost on a wikibout, started with Hanson and 3 hours later i was reading about Schrödinger's cat.
wikibout
Wikibout is a term for falling down that virtual, hyper-text rabbit hole of clicking on term after term, topic after topic, on Wikipedia. You started looking up one thing and then saw something that looked interesting and clicked on it, and before you know it, three hours have passed. You went from originally reading about the history of ice cream to reading all about baseball's greatest knuckleball pitchers. With lots of stuff in between too. A classic wikibout...
Wikidouchebag
A person who has learned a large amount of semi-useless knowledge, but once in a while comes across a "gold nugget" that blows your mind.
Guy #1: "If anything is to come of us I demand you go off birth control for 6 months to a year. Eventually, of course."
Girl #1: umm why?
Guy #1: Cause. Woman subconsciously have an instinct to be attracted to males with a different histamine complex. They can smell it, oddly enough since it secretes a scent. In meshing the differing complexes it makes their child have an expanded immune system. However, when the woman is on birth control the body is acting as if it's pregnant and not seeking a mate, therefore is more likely to pick a male that has a similar histamine complex, because instincts want something reassuring and such. SO, when they get married and things down the line and stop the birth control, they're likely to no longer be attracted to one another. Hence the larger divorce rate now, due to the birth control spike in the 70's-80's.
Guy #2: Damn. o.o You fucking encyclopedia.
Girl #2: giggles.
Guy #2: YOU WIKIDOUCHEBAG o.o
Girl #1: umm why?
Guy #1: Cause. Woman subconsciously have an instinct to be attracted to males with a different histamine complex. They can smell it, oddly enough since it secretes a scent. In meshing the differing complexes it makes their child have an expanded immune system. However, when the woman is on birth control the body is acting as if it's pregnant and not seeking a mate, therefore is more likely to pick a male that has a similar histamine complex, because instincts want something reassuring and such. SO, when they get married and things down the line and stop the birth control, they're likely to no longer be attracted to one another. Hence the larger divorce rate now, due to the birth control spike in the 70's-80's.
Guy #2: Damn. o.o You fucking encyclopedia.
Girl #2: giggles.
Guy #2: YOU WIKIDOUCHEBAG o.o
Wikidouchebag by The Wriggling Wiggler September 9, 2012
Wikidouche
A guy who runs a "leaks" site, forever claiming moral high ground while chastising Amnesty International and blaming them and the press for not paying him an astounding $700k to conceal the names of civilians that will soon be dying (thanks to his not concealing them).
Wikidouche by left coasty August 13, 2010
wikidouch
A person who intentionally writes false information on wikipedia, causing peoples perception of facts to be wrong.
Steve- "LOL i just wrote that george washingtons middle name was gaylord!"
Ben- "You stupid wikidouch"
Ben- "You stupid wikidouch"