wiggliest

1. To dramatically over wiggle. You can find the wiggliest in all of your children.

2. To shake your groove thang to the max. Unlike squiggle, which is to squirm, wriggle, write, paint hastily or scribble, being the wiggliest, you can ensure that you will always leave the party with a hot date and get 'some'.

You, Fracis are the Wiggliest child on the planet.

Susan you are the wiggliest chick in da club.

by XSoNiKX December 18, 2012

Wigglet

A young white person who isn't in highschool yet, who dresses like a Wigger. They are usually mean, ill tempered little demons, who like to disrupt class and bully people on the playground. They form little migratory groups in the lunch room and outside. You can usually run into them on Route 22 in Eastchester in the tall grass.

A Wigglet is the pre-evolved form of a Wigger.

by William T. September 28, 2005

hip wiggies

Term for "common folk" or "blue collar" people. The term was created by a nine year boy after he would witness three people sitting across a seat in a pickup truck. Hip wiggies are several people sitting hip to hip in a pickup truck. Later the term became broader to describe "common people" or "blue collar people". The term also became the name of a company that sells products to consumers.

The company markets it products to hip wiggies.

Hip wiggies once dominated the working class of America, but as society become more service oriented there was a shift to white collar professional jobs.

The pickup truck was only large enough to sit three hip wiggies at a time.

by webwiggie July 7, 2011

eye wiggles

When you've taken some good ecstasy and your eyes go all wiggly on you. Happens when you're peaking. Makes it really hard to read or write anything.

At that "Are You Experienced?" party by Children of the Sun, Bill got the eye wiggles for the first time when he tried to use a Sharpie to write his email address on a brightly colored flyer, to give to somebody. The combination of blacklight, fluorescent paper, and good e made it virtually impossible to do.

by JonnyR June 20, 2006

sparkling wiggles

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers

get a job sparkling wiggles!

by 0B3Y February 20, 2007

Wigglestomper

An extremely gratifying sexual release, achieved whilst standing. Causes one to wiggle one's hips and stomp one's feet, much like a dance, but without the beat.

That girl gives the best head! I swear it's a wigglestomper every time with her!

Rick: "I swear that cashier just did the wigglestomp..."
Tony: "That's why they don't have full length windows on the cashier's booth."

by Big Pimp Daddy March 17, 2010

sparkling wiggles

The origin comes from video that has surfaced on the Internet featuring a very young girl and two adults who are most likely her parents. In the video, the adults tell the girl to say "sparkling wiggles" repeatedly.

When the little girl attempts to say it, it sounds like "fucking niggers." The young girl is obviously oblivious to what she is actually saying, while the adults laugh about it.

While some consider this to be a harmless video, many comments left on the video on youtube.com and other sites show that many people are offended by this video.

Adult: "There are too many sparkling wiggles at the party."
Young Girl: "There are too many 'fucking niggers' at the party."

Adult: "Get a job sparkling wiggle."
Young Girl: "Get a job 'fucking nigger.'"

by SuperJake March 25, 2007