wiggleson 

someone who is being so boring that someone else calls them a wiggleson

your a wiggleson

wiggleson by carloseio October 31, 2022

eye wiggles 

When you've taken some good ecstasy and your eyes go all wiggly on you. Happens when you're peaking. Makes it really hard to read or write anything.

At that "Are You Experienced?" party by Children of the Sun, Bill got the eye wiggles for the first time when he tried to use a Sharpie to write his email address on a brightly colored flyer, to give to somebody. The combination of blacklight, fluorescent paper, and good e made it virtually impossible to do.

eye wiggles by JonnyR June 20, 2006

sparkling wiggles 

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers

get a job sparkling wiggles!

sparkling wiggles by 0B3Y February 20, 2007

Wigglestomper

An extremely gratifying sexual release, achieved whilst standing. Causes one to wiggle one's hips and stomp one's feet, much like a dance, but without the beat.

That girl gives the best head! I swear it's a wigglestomper every time with her!

Rick: "I swear that cashier just did the wigglestomp..."
Tony: "That's why they don't have full length windows on the cashier's booth."

Wigglestomper by Big Pimp Daddy March 17, 2010

sparkling wiggles 

The origin comes from video that has surfaced on the Internet featuring a very young girl and two adults who are most likely her parents. In the video, the adults tell the girl to say "sparkling wiggles" repeatedly.

When the little girl attempts to say it, it sounds like "fucking niggers." The young girl is obviously oblivious to what she is actually saying, while the adults laugh about it.

While some consider this to be a harmless video, many comments left on the video on youtube.com and other sites show that many people are offended by this video.

Adult: "There are too many sparkling wiggles at the party."
Young Girl: "There are too many 'fucking niggers' at the party."

Adult: "Get a job sparkling wiggle."
Young Girl: "Get a job 'fucking nigger.'"

sparkling wiggles by SuperJake March 25, 2007

sparkling wiggles 

a gentler term used when one wishes to say fucking niggers- based on a home video of a young girl attempting to say "sparkling wiggles" despite a speech impediment that makes it sound as if she is saying "fucking niggers"

New England Broseph: Wow, there sure are a lot of sparkling wiggles in The Bronx.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.

sparkling wiggles by Giggitygoo December 15, 2008

Piss Wiggles 

Main Entry: Piss•Wig•gles

Pronunciation: \ˈpis\ \ˈwi-gəl\

Function: verb

intransitive verb
1 : A small euphoric twitch or bodily shiver, caused by sudden relief of piss exiting the body.

"I got the piss wiggles at the end of the long piss I had to take."

"I get the piss wiggles every time I think about the bomb buddah"

Piss Wiggles by Justin & Ted October 30, 2008