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Wigglebonk 

When a foxy lady attempts to seductively tease her date, such as by wiggling her bottom, only to have the tease interrupted by hitting her head on an unnoticed object.
My girlfriend tried to tease me into following her into her car by seductively shaking her butt as she sat back into the seat, but I burst out in laughter when she wigglebonked her head on the roof of the car.
Wigglebonk by J-Lump August 23, 2011
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wigglebang

1. Variant on tigglebitties or tig ol' bitties and pig ol' benis. It is a play on Big Ol' Wang. Originated on Rice Street.

2. Having enough moxie to pull off a big bluff in poker.
After showing his bluff Willie Style shows how low his wigglebang really hangs.
wigglebang by WiL Lee Lindahl March 8, 2008

wiggebonics 

the thieves' cant of a bunch of wiggers who have invent their own pseudo-rapper dialect just to mimic that of the real black rappers they worship and emulate but don't really relate to because they are obviously punk-ass white dorks from suburbia. You often hear about these same milky-skinned wannabes getting knifed and robbed after dark while trying to buy drugs in the wrong sections of town.

They often rap about their misadventures and stupidity as if it were "kool" if they survive it and/or get out of the hospital.
white bread: "dunna gunna make yo my bi-osh... I gotta busta cap in yo mamma...!"

twinkie: "dubba dubba... homeboy!"

observer: "What?!!"

translator: "It's either wiggebonics... or a brain defect."
wiggebonics by Doc Awesome6 November 28, 2010

Wiggleton Bockzadale Dingleberry IV 

Wiggleton Bockzadale Dingleberry IV is my favorite candy along with reese's peiceies and lifesavor gummies my favorite candy

Wigglebottom 

Dance invented by Stuart Wiggle bottom where you shake your butt all the way down to the ground.
Do the Wigglebottom! Do the Wigglebottom!
Wigglebottom by Iksagurgledink September 8, 2011

wiggledunk

transitive verb; to place one's genitals on the forehead, preferably the eyes, of another person. It is commonly regarded as therapeutic in nature due to the obvious tenderness needed for performing such a feat, however, it can be used as an insult regarding the placing of genitalia on someone's parent's, friend's, or their own forehead. It can also be used to point out over-amorous people in public.
Example 1 (positive)

A: "Ah we had such a good night last night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your honey and tell him or her to relax, the fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".

Example 2 (insult)

"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".

Example 3

"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".
wiggledunk by Pa-Paul February 9, 2010

Wigglebong 

Bad word for someone who doesn’t like Scaramouche from Genshin impact, conan gray, disventure camp or alien stage
You goddamn wigglebong
Wigglebong by SCARA LOVER123 September 17, 2025
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