When a foxy lady attempts to seductively tease her date, such as by wiggling her bottom, only to have the tease interrupted by hitting her head on an unnoticed object.
My girlfriend tried to tease me into following her into her car by seductively shaking her butt as she sat back into the seat, but I burst out in laughter when she wigglebonked her head on the roof of the car.
by J-Lump August 23, 2011
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2. Having enough moxie to pull off a big bluff in poker.
2. Having enough moxie to pull off a big bluff in poker.
by WiL Lee Lindahl March 8, 2008
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the thieves' cant of a bunch of wiggers who have invent their own pseudo-rapper dialect just to mimic that of the real black rappers they worship and emulate but don't really relate to because they are obviously punk-ass white dorks from suburbia. You often hear about these same milky-skinned wannabes getting knifed and robbed after dark while trying to buy drugs in the wrong sections of town.
They often rap about their misadventures and stupidity as if it were "kool" if they survive it and/or get out of the hospital.
They often rap about their misadventures and stupidity as if it were "kool" if they survive it and/or get out of the hospital.
white bread: "dunna gunna make yo my bi-osh... I gotta busta cap in yo mamma...!"
twinkie: "dubba dubba... homeboy!"
observer: "What?!!"
translator: "It's either wiggebonics... or a brain defect."
twinkie: "dubba dubba... homeboy!"
observer: "What?!!"
translator: "It's either wiggebonics... or a brain defect."
by Doc Awesome6 November 28, 2010
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by Iksagurgledink September 8, 2011
Get the Wigglebottom mug.transitive verb; to place one's genitals on the forehead, preferably the eyes, of another person. It is commonly regarded as therapeutic in nature due to the obvious tenderness needed for performing such a feat, however, it can be used as an insult regarding the placing of genitalia on someone's parent's, friend's, or their own forehead. It can also be used to point out over-amorous people in public.
Example 1 (positive)
A: "Ah we had such a good night last night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your honey and tell him or her to relax, the fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".
Example 2 (insult)
"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".
Example 3
"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".
A: "Ah we had such a good night last night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your honey and tell him or her to relax, the fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".
Example 2 (insult)
"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".
Example 3
"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".
by Pa-Paul February 9, 2010
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You goddamn wigglebong
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