transitive verb; to place one's genitals on the
forehead, preferably the eyes, of another person. It is commonly regarded as therapeutic in nature due to the obvious tenderness needed for performing such a feat, however, it can be used as an insult regarding the placing of genitalia on someone's parent's, friend's, or their own
forehead. It can also be used to point out over-amorous
people in public.
Example 1 (positive)
A: "Ah we had such a good
night last
night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your
honey and tell him or her to relax, the
fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".
Example 2 (insult)
"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last
night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".
Example 3
"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".
