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Wifely duties 

To fuck, suck and lick your husbands ass. To satisfy his every sexual need
My wife is not handling her wifely duties. I haven't had sex in months
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millies.wifeyy 

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,she’s funny asf too 😋
stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* 😽

Wifey Syndrome 

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"
Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

evanpeters_wifeyy 

“ evanpeters_wifeyy is my favorite mutual.”
The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby
Wanna chill today?

Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey
wifey by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006
Term of indearment given to your wife and used by a husband during their marriage. Describes a loving relationship of fun. Because, you can ride them like a Bicycle, or lick them like a Popcycle.
Paul, let me introduce you to my Wifecycle, Bonnie.
Wifecycle by Mr J Johnston November 6, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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