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when a friend lets him have sex with his wife , especially when the other guy's wife is out of town.
Mike : He man I am bored , enough of getting wasted everynight since my wife is out of town.

John: Why don't you come over tonight, once kids go to be we can have a wifoly.

Mike: Sounds like a plan , I will bring the lube and rubber
wifoly by o3924820 August 8, 2009
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What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.
text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)
WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011
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(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.
I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.
Wifely by Stellar One May 7, 2010
The use of an airline's Wi-Fi hotspot while in-flight.
I am wiflying while formulating this definition
Wiflying by canesWin July 25, 2009
To be in a very happy/random state, often being extremely spontaneous, and laughing at almost anything. Usually arises from extreme tiredness or light-headedness.
John was laughing for an hour today because someone said 'turtle!' He's being really wiffly.
Wiffly by Andor Gillian June 21, 2011

Wifely duties 

To fuck, suck and lick your husbands ass. To satisfy his every sexual need
My wife is not handling her wifely duties. I haven't had sex in months
Rhymes with "sniffly".
I'm all congested and my nose is sniffly-wiffly.
Wiffly by Heartichokes May 10, 2008
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