wide vag 

when a women (whore) has had sexual intercourse so much that her vagina is ripped open and is constantly flabbing around. The viginal opening is so wide that the women could fit over three large penises in side at a time during sexual relations.

1)Holy shit i was with katies mom last night and her vag was so wide there was no need for lube.

2) That chick had such a wide vag that it flabbs around when she runs around.

3) EWW i was having sex last night with some hooker and her vag was so wide that it felt like fucking a bowl of jello.

4) Fuck i hate wide vags it a complete waste of a boner/stiffy.

5) billy: shit i hate my wifes wide vag
steven: HEY IT HAPPENS !!!!!

wide vag by Chode1234Police February 13, 2009

Wide Vag Energy 

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.

This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.

Wide Vag Energy by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023

Wide Vagina 

The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.

To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.

To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!

Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."

Wide Vagina by I Love Horses February 24, 2009

Wide Vagina Aura 

The feminine counterpart of big dick energy. While many view a wide vagina as detrimental, it enables the passage of a baby, so I guess it's better

Eddy Redmayne has wide vagina aura

Wide Vagina Aura by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018

Wide Vaginal Flaps 

wide vaginal flaps are measured in the amount of dicks that can fit in a vagina at one time. the best way to find this out is by going to Benjis house. kid tested mother approved

Benji has wide vaginal flaps

Wide Vaginal Flaps by Crippled wank May 21, 2019

wide-set vagina 

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.

Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.

wide-set vagina by Kevin May 4, 2004

wide set vagina

when the vagina has been repeatebly beaten by some large objects e.g elephant penis

my baby just slipped out of my wide set vagina while i got repeatebly poked by elephant penis

wide set vagina by fingerfunny May 26, 2010