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whylon

that one dude in class who reads books and has CRAZY conversations with a genius called bemnjamin and he has 12 cats and 3.5 dogs and his hair is pretty average I guess... he likes french cheese better than dutch cheese and he has a dumbas friend called aron also he cut's dogs in half
cooldude: wow whylon is so cool(jk)
benjamin/even cooler dude: haha that is funny
by I eat cats cos I'm asian June 10, 2021
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Waylon Jennings

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.
"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"
by JDFP February 15, 2010
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Waylon

This boi will steal all the hoes and finna fuck yo bitch
Waylon is daddy to all the hoes and is hot asf
by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019
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whylin

to be crazy or the act of going crazy. it can also mean whatever the hell you want it to mean
if a guy comes to school wearing a chicken suit, he's whylin. -dnice

"that bitch is whylin"
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Waylon

One of the smartest, most handsome boys you will ever meet. When he walks through a door, everyone's eyes and hearts go immediately in his direction. Waylon will have you in tears laughing at the funny things he says and does. A real pleasure to be around any time of the day. He will take you down if you mess with his family but has a heart of gold. There's just something about those big blue eyes that you just can't get enough of. A lover of animals. One day you'll see this guy on a big music stage. If you ever meet a Waylon, you'll never forget him.
Waylon makes me laugh so hard!
Look how handsome Waylon is!
Waylon's big, blue eyes are gorgeous!
by LiveLaughBeauty October 1, 2017
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Waylon

A waylon is tall and skinny but not afraid to fight for friends and family and especially his girlfriend kind of guy.A waylon is a sweet caring guy that is shy but once you get to know him he will tell you anything and everything and expects the same from you. A waylon is an athlete that loves baseball,football,basketball,golf,and especially NASCAR.A waylon can fall in love very easy And is very emotional so don't play with his emotions and he will write a

sad love songs to get you back.A waylon is not a book smart person but tries his best in most things but school is not his cup of tea but he will most likely be a painter or construction worker or a plumber.A waylon is not full of money but he is full of love,heart,and care so i suggest if you have a waylon in your life keep him in it as long as possible or you will regret it.
Waylon falls in love then gets his heart broke but then he watches NASCAR .
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The best boyfriend ever and hes so sexy and so hot and always knows how to make his girlfriend happy
Man, he sure is Waylon
by lovebug808 March 19, 2011
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