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White Queenz 

A Song Written By. & Performed By. Sketch A Peaze

-White Queenz are The New Beyonces

-White Queenz are The Snowbunny Pawg

-They Are Better Then Any Other Women out there

Zero Maintenance
Zero Attitude
Zero Child Support
Zero Of Playing No Games

Zero Irrational
These Are Qualities That Makes White Queenz And There Perfection For Brotha's and Cholos Alike.
White Queenz is The Ivory Mother of the Earth, Stop Treating Her Dirt, White Queenz Is The Essence of The Social Network Universe Let Her Voice Be Heard

White Queenz Stay On Top No Stop, Cause There Are People That Want To Take Your Throne To Heart Your Soul
- Sketch A Peaze
White Queenz by I.S Akbar December 5, 2018

White boi J 

Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)
EXAMPLE:

Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

__

Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”

white boi J is an unusual rapper
White boi J by Unknown marsupial December 13, 2021

White boi J 

Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)
Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

__

Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”
White boi J by Unknown marsupial November 25, 2021

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus.
Yep…that about covers it.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus equals The Great White NOPE!. Who do I have to fuck to make these people disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!

Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.

DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.

FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!

If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis are in competition for the title: The Great White NOPE!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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